this_is_cd

Here be the fic I've written in easier to find format. Mostly its in order written. Kinda. The HARRY POTTER was written first and then the PoT was written next and when I find the other drabblish things I've written, if I feel like it, I'll add them in. The JE is in order but the drabbles are mixed in. I won't put those in with the fics. I think I have another HP fic somewhere if I can ever locate it.

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Title: Irresistible Things
Character/Pairing: Ohkura/Uchi
Rating: R
Notes: AU, Hokura-verse. Boys aren't mine still yet. Funny how the last two attempts at fic-writing from me are in this verse XD Just to set it up a little since I have it mostly all plotted out in my head but I haven't written most of it yet, Uchi is a new, um. Boy on the block~ Ohkura's block *dies* They haven't been getting along at all and snark at each other and such a lot. Uchi wears this annoyingly shiny lip gloss (you know, like most JE boys are known to do at sometime or another <.< And well. This is just after one night hanging out because they do become "friends", or atleast people who sometimes hang out and drink together.

Written last night to impynymph and crystallekil for Noelle's prompt: ( oh pronz )
And now, fic0rz. Finally. MERRY CHRISTMAS~~~~ ^_^



( Ohkura will always blame the lip gloss )

Title: The Third Time's the Charm
Rating: R-ish, I guess.
Threesome: Yasu/Subaru/Ryo
Summary: Three really is Ryo's lucky number.
Warnings: None?
Notes: Originally written for jthreesome as a gift for ilanabean42.

Original notes: I hope you like this, ilanabean42! It was harder than I thought to write Yasu/Subaru/Ryo even though I LOVE these three and think they should always be written. So I hope I wrote something you enjoy! I wanted to try for angst but that didn't happen. Sorry :[ I really hope you like this and that it works for you. Thank you to my betas: Alissa, Kya and Gen and Noelle. Without your help and encouragement and honesty, I couldn't have finished this. ♥


( The Third Time's the Charm )

Title: It's Called a Bath, Yoko; or, Why You Shouldn't Ask About Your Stylist's Mom's Boobs
Pairing: Ohkura/Yoko
Rating: PG. G. Something srsly gen and tame~ *_*
Word Coung: Like about 2450? or so?
Disclaimer: If you want them, come and claim them!!!!!
Notes: Inspired by Yoko's recent tragic Janiben appearance IF YOU LUCKILY HAVEN'T SEEN IT, HERE YOU GO; and also by alissa's prompt today for an idea for Ohkura fic: "Ohkura takes homeless!Yoko into his home." and "OMG STRAGGLY YOKO SO IT CAN BE ALL H/C. HE CAN SHAVE YOKO AND GIVE HIM A BATH *_*" ...this is how our emails go. It started out cracky but got more fluffy and really. This fic makes me all fuzzy. I hope you like it. This is for alissa and for impynymph (who is responsible for half the title ;P) and also for swtjemz who is a huge fan of fluff and is having ISSUES right now with CRAP and has been trying to get me to write Yoko and Ohkura for AGES. I hope I did Yoko right (its my first time FINISHING fic with Yoko and getting to post it - the rest is in my WIP pile :o) . *_* LEMME KNOW GUYS.


(  You're good at this, Tacchon.  )

Hi! I wrote collab fic with my partner in ... cracky retardation and filth, theotheralissa. And I mean that in the best possible way ♥x89345 Its the SubaKura we've always wanted to write *_* And hopefully there will be more. *_* YAY. We hope you enjoy it as much as we enjoyed writing it. XD Writing with Alissa is the best. We have another lj where we are going to post our collabs at (we have a few planned out), called blowingjourney. So this post will link you to the fic there. :Dv



Title: Under the Table~
Pairing: Subaru/Ohkura, Ryo/Yasu
Rating: er, NC-17. Naughty.
Disclaimer: ONE DAY....one day....
Notes: Er, this is the first in hopefully many more lovely filthy collaborations between alissa and this_is_cd. We spend our days emailing and being completely bonkers and well. We wanted SubaKura for so long and FINALLY we have achieved it. *_* We hope to write more of this and well. Eito in general because Eito deserves the filth flarn filth and copious love we have for them... ♥ /creep. Thank you Ilana for reading over it for us ♥
Summary: Gratuitous porn, sayeth ilanabean42


At first, Ohkura thinks this is just a Subaru...thing.

Title: Easy
Pairing: Ryo/Ohkura, Ohkura/Ryo w/e
Rating: PG-13?
Notes: A short-ish drabble written in an email with alissa because we adore Ohkura and Ryo and they're just awesome and fun and hot and they just need more smexing, y/y? So this is for her~ And for little Fang-chan. ♥ I really think this is going to be the basis for something else I'm working on/working out in my head. So yay?
Disclaimer: ....totally mine yo~. >.> Right?

( It's easy... )

Fic: New In Town
Pairing: Nagase/Ohkura
Rating: R
Notes: Don't own. AU. SO SO SO SO SORRY OMG. CRACK IDEA of cheap whore Ohkura based on alskdfjasklfdj retarded late-night, wine-fuled IMs with alissa and this this picture of Ohkura from Endless Shock with leather pants and $1 BILLS OMG. SRSLY GAIZ. There will be more. Not sure if it all will be public but alissa and I are totally going to write as much of these as we can omg there are so many ideas we came up with we should really be ashamed of ourselves. CRY. WHOOPS. Alissa, this is for you. And its also for impynymph too because she and I also come up with the most ridiculous and wonderful ideas. GUYS, I wish all our ideas would magically write themselves that way we wouldn't have to do it and it wouldn't take so long. ILUSM. ♥!!!!! I hope this doesn't fail. If you notice tense shifts, let me know PLEASE. I am renowned for that. D; And I am not to keen on the ending. It wanted to end all emo and I said STFU NO. Because this is essentially supposed to be humor and smut. ....hahahahhaha sorry I failed. Better luck next time? T_T Don't be afraid to point out short-comings: I like that stuff. ;P Also, totally shamelessly referenced Utahime LOL. >.>
ALSO. TOTALLY NOT BETA'D AND TOTALLY NEEDS BETA. JUST A WARNING. 0:Dv
OH YEA. And this is totally the first time I wrote Nagase so sldfkj JUST A WARNING. He's not perfected. *_* Or possibly even recognisable IDK YOU TELL ME. I AM SO SORRY~ SRSLY GAIZ~ :Dv


( $6...I mean, dolla dolla bills yall )

UNFINISHED!

Title: Attention Whore
Rating: R+, I suppose? Its Pr0n...Or WILL be! :\
Pairing: Uchi/Ryo :>
Notes and things: Not mine, etc so forth blah blah I love Ryo's naked hips and things. A+ will look again.
Written for 7th round of the One Hour Porn Challenge. Inspired by Ryo's latest nakedness. *_______________* I will update with links to everyone else's later because I am going finish this NOW DAMMIT. :| I almost got to porn this time!!!! *\o/* And YAY FOR UCHI y/y??

artemisgoddess | devetir | goldengutgirl | grunhilda | jackoweskla | karinberry | pearljemz | procreational | shichihenge | tinyangl | tokyostory | travelingpsycho

( Not yet porn under here and not many words but I WILL FINISH THIS TODAY W00T )

for ONE HOUR RYO BOAO CHALLENGE. Ahem. Based on these Ryo pics. You can find the better scans here. I participated via PHONE since I dont' have internet right now T_T but, since I couldn't post unedited last night, I just ended up finishing mine last night. WHEEE FOR FINISHING, but Jemz says she won't link mine cause its done now. ;_; But I FINISHED something! *_* AND This WAS WRITTEN for the 5th round of One Hour Pr0nz Challenge (which I missed LAST TIME TOO :\)...I just. Didn't save my first draft and finished it instead. :Dv

I'll still link to everyone else's because well. RAWR. Moar BOAO RYO PR0NZ. PIMP PIMP PIMP!

Jemz | jackoweskla | tinyangl | anamuan | tokyostory | saturianlove | shichihenge | karinberry

Look how many people this time!!! *_*

Title: "You're Drunk"
Author: this_is_cd / ISO
Pairing: Ohkura/Ryo. :>
Rating: NC-17 :|
Notes: Um. First time writing Ohkura really...idk if je_holiday really counts (which I will link later omg I never posted it here *facepalm*) Originally written for
the 5th One Hour Pr0nz Challenge. Apologies for any weird formatting: I wrote it in notepad :|



( Cut for the smexin' )

Reposting this here for ... having everything where I need to >.>
Also, will be reposting a few things here in the next few days. Just because. :Dv!


Title: Untitled
Pairing: Ryo/Pi
Rating: R
Notes: For ilanabean42, because she is awesome. Originally posted Here.


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